/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>quarantine happens
>all bars closed
Canned or bottled beer just isn't as satisfying as draft. Haven't drank in weeks. All liquor stores have lineup wait times as long as space mountain.

Alright, followup to the clerk date
>about after i made my post, get text from friend
>he wants me to join him in going to a beer bingo, some chick is raising money for her kids' travel group
>go there, having a good time, won twice
>guess who fucking arrives
>the clerk is with the babysitter from earlier
>"anon! why did you leave?"
>she's still drunk from that wine
>tears are happening in her eyes
>small pause, then think of a brilliant plan
>"my friend texted me, he wanted me to join him asap because he was feeling sad"
>hope she is smart enough to know that "sad" means "suicidal"
>she fucking buys it, most probably means she's desperate
>wanna leave the place immediately, but clerk still wants me and friend wants to play more bingo
>i had around a dozen beers before going to this, so i am drunk and have no ride
>start making out with the clerk because drunk
>takes me home, we fuck until she passes out because i won two more times and shared it all with her
>wake up
>hear the kids
>oh no
>walk out of the room
>the kids and their dad is in the living room
>he tells me he usually visits on weekends, since this was good friday he wanted to come over and he had keys
>totally fucking fine with me banging his kids' mom, another warning sign i shouldn't be with her
>leave, since it's a small town i hitched a ride off my aunt driving from the market
>post here
I think I fucked up. Had no protection. Cummed in her pretty hard.

>>6201605

>TFW you used to think that you hated mushrooms, but then discovered that you love practically all of them except for white button mushrooms, the most common kind sold and used for cooking in the US.

If you like them then whatever, you don't have to go full autist on me /ck/.