/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19610171
I'm from north CA and been to a lot of diners around the state. I'm sure some places serve it, but I've never actually seen it in real life.
I'm not a picky eater and have eaten some gnarly shit in SF chinatown like live octopus. I will one day, but I'd rather the accident happen rather than seek it out... I have a difficult time overcoming the aesthetic of the vomit a dog makes after drinking a carton of curdled milk over toast. Also no offence.

>>19335964
>brie and paneer might be good

>>19318157

>>19269964
>British """food"""

Have you ever eaten something that made you throw up as soon as you put it in your mouth?
One time as a kid I had to take a pill that was grape flavored
As soon as I put it in my mouth and tasted it I IMMEDIATELY projectile vomited all over the motherfucking couch

>>19080367
why are you being such a retard, get some ipecac, puke everywhere violently, tell people you got food poisoning, simple as.
Why are you trying to go through all these extra steps of poisoning yourself and getting your stomach pumped just to cover up a 'fuck up.'
How would doing all of that be more effective than puking and getting a doctors note or, better yet, not puking at all and still getting a doctors note?
This is like 70 iq logic, do you actually have a severe case of down syndrome?

>>19052950
When I grew the fuck up and realized how unhealthy it is for you, I stopped getting fast food. The most I'll get now is a Jersey Mike's sandwich, and even then, I don't get one off the menu, just ham, pepperoni, cheese, mustard, lettuce, and herbs, and even then that's probably a shitload of sodium. Do yourself a favor and treat fast food joints like a vampire treats churches because you'll probably die just as quick. Wish I could go back in time and slap the Bojangles and Taco Bell out of my retarded child hands.

>>18820331
All I can find come from fucking China.
>eating filter feeders raised in the people's republic of cadmium

>>18781656
>>18781717
gacha food

>>18650708
>yo dawg, were herd u liek carbs n sheit
Bongaloids honestly never cease to amaze me.

because of my furry companions larceny I tried some boil-in-the-bag quinoa.
I must say I have never encountered a more vile food. the incas did not sacrifice children, they were fleeing this awful, inedible beads for packing materials or some other similarity

>>18136210
shut up woman i dont care

>>18092203
Dumb frogposter

>>18078697
Delete your picrel now you disgusting pig

>>17537415

>>17290342
It's like the guy who designed this has never used a chef knife in his life.

>>17263230
>>17263275
>virgin oak
Imagine trying to find spice behind all that vanilla sweetness kek

>>16979665
why the fuck are you faggots eating liver?

>beer

>margerine

>>16811576
>rainbow trout

>>16806312
>deenz

>bellpeppers

Do white people really eat pork without blanching to get rid of the impurities first? That sounds fucking disgusting.