/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15528395
>be me
>arranging my badass hot sauce collection on the back entrance of my apartment complex
>nice, now for the picture
>suddenly distracted by guttural whining and shuffling noises
>what looks like a melting action figure of a fat mcdonalds fry cook is trying to negotiate the stairs
>the fuck? Can’t he use the elevator?
>mutters something about Reddit and faggots under his breath as he turns to look at me
>m-move your hot sauce bottles this is the only staircase and I’m going to be late for work!
>mfw

>y’all
>just home fries for breakfast
>onion AND garlic
>old bay...

>>12622983
>Not enjoying tasty immune system fluid from the bones of a multitude of animals every chance you get