/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11391408
Dear god I was screaming at the webm to stop with the last two.
Enjoy your cancer and aluminium oxide poisoning from your underdone steak.

The fishspresso one is doable, but you don't use a fucking filter coffee machine. You make a simple 5minute soup by putting fish and smallcut veggies into the coffee-grounds-holder of an espresso-cooker, and your fish-fond or water+spices into the reservoir.
Set to cook and bang, empty out the grounds-holder into soupbowl.

But not this fucking webm. I swear to god.

I know this isn't food related but you just fucking reminded me.

>Used to work in Sears hardware department
>commission based on top of an hourly rate of $6
>usually I could make 12-13/hr depending on how interested I was in selling
>everything goes fine for a while
>eventually a bunch of people in my department quit and I am the only one who can work mornings (I was taking an online master's program)
>usually I'd have one other person with me in the mornings to at least ring up shit while I sold big ticket riding lawnmowers and protection plans
>after everyone quit it was just me from 7:45-12
>whatever, just break the rules and ask people with shitty hand tools to take their shit to the clothes register because they literally make me $.02 commission
>our return policy is 30 days
>manager of the hardware department enforces this as law and expects everyone in hardware to also enforce it
>lady brings in a battery operated drill with the receipt, date is from over a year ago
>she gives me this sob story about her husband getting sick and dying
>I tell her I don't give a shit the return policy is still 30 days
>she asks to speak with a manager
>I don't have time for this shit lady
>call for a manager
>hardware manager isn't in until 11
>one of the fake managers comes over (she did office work but was the highest ranking person at the time)
>she gets the sob story
>she tells me to just go ahead and refund it
>I get in trouble when my manager comes in at 11 and sees the return

>>9741615
How's this, hey asshole, I only respond using trip in the challenge threads. Go microwave some Thanksgiving tendies, and kindly go fuck yourself with a baguette (that's long hard French bread btw, I know you're not familiar with anything that isn't frozen or instant and made by your mother), preferably elsewhere.

>>9638888
>I use my garlic press to strain soup
I am confused on so many levels, quadsboy.

>>9500521
>sandwich starts great
>the bacon portion is a bit too much, but still good
>mfw they add that fries and cheese mush

>>7619838
>he eats pancakes without syrup in anything but a huge pile
what a fucking chump