/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It is that time of the year again, Anons.
A "barbecue" hosted by your family to celebrate the 4th of July!

First, let's meet the star chefs:
>Your self-proclaimed meat expert uncle
>Your aunt who brings potato salad and "crispy" mac & velveeta
>Your mom who made a fruit platter
>Your hyperactive cousins that have permission to drink approx. four cans of soda
>Your dad who is cookin' up some barbecue classics, like Nathan's hot dogs on the gas grill
>AND MORE!

Let's start with the uncle. This pathetic normie is downing a second Bud Light when you get around talking to him and he is making some of his smash burgers on the grill. 95/5 lean ground beef (less fat = more health !!111!11111!) smothered on a disgusting, rusting gas grill with a distinct lack of salt. Place that on an untoasted potato roll with mayonnaise and ketchup and boom, classic barbecue served and dished up by your uncle. Then, some hot dogs. Cooked the exact same way. Anons, you have no idea how much this infuriates me.

The sheer AUDACITY these pathetic normies have to call this shit excuse of a cookout as a barbecue is mind-boggling. Discuss and share your thoughts on cookouts, barbecue, whatever you want.