/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18541732
My mom always used to order prime rib whenever she saw a place was running it - “as rare as you’ve got” - and then she’d immediately proceed to cut off all the fat and move it to her bread plate before slathering on the horseradish and chowing down like big bird. A child shouldn’t have his heart broken so many times in a single lifetime.
>>18541745
There’s a perennial clash on /ck/ between home cooks and industry anons. It’s not really a conflict in as much as it is industry anons giving home cooks advice on how they can improve their cooking (perhaps sometimes being a bit harsh) and home cooks insisting that restaurants are a scam and the so-called “professionals” are actually all drop-out druggies who microwave frozen bags of slop delivered by Sysco. It’s a bizarre dynamic like step-siblings a decade apart who are both disgusted and enthralled at the thought of intimacy, and this frequently manifests itself in the younger brother lashing out whenever an industry term they’ve only heard used by their e-celeb crush such as “protein” slips out and they’re too embarrassed to admit that they know it, but don’t realize that they only know it as some kind of hipster foodie term nobody in real life actually uses, and just assumes that’s the only context. The home cooks absolutely love to be spoon fed – and you can go as hardcore with the metaphor as you want – but will always insist that they are the real cooks and everything they make is “perfect”. In other words, just your run-of-the-mill tsundere.

>>17618172
>cute latina
>counter
I've never been inside of a Del Taco and stood at a counter, let alone seen a cute latina, or a cute girl, or more than one or two latinas for that matter. Don't blame me for your own assumptions; I ordered a bunch of food and it was like, "hey, you're spending over $15 at Del Taco, you qualify for an extra large order of fries - ya want it?" And I took it.
>>17618114
Andy you're making assumptions about my love life. The tacos are only the side show to the burger anyways.