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>>14734382
My children were given to me by an old USSR orphanage. My children were given a home by me on the strict instructions that it was highly disciplined and highly sexual. We carbonated some of their urine last weekend with our new sodastream. Unbelievable. 4 more years of TRUMP please gentlemen.

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>>14730519
They both feel good slid up inside me. Guy here btw.

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>>14721027
Phwooaar nice one OP I thoroughly enjoyed being fucked by homeless men last week. RIP Fred Phelps!

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>>14686083
There's a burger king run by downs syndrome people in my town, I went on a date there with my stepdaughter last weekend and we found micro machines in our drinks.

Unbelievable. Welcome to trumps America.

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>>14683595
Last weekend I got a terrible dose of salmonella eating sushi off my sister's unwashed panties.

In my house we call it Pussi Sushi. My father prepares it, he's Japanese and a registered sex offender. The panties are literally still warm when he serves it, it's amazing. Almost as amazing as the holocaust.

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>>14674740
Post pics of you nude with that sauce in the beard. I've been edging for hours and I'm going to have to finally release. Oh God.

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