/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10959661
Because the parents themselves don't drink water themselves, I was fat sack of shite for most of my youth, I don't want to be that guy but I completely blame it on my parents, my dad is the most unhealthy sack of shit, he has the palette of a 12 year old boy, every day it's hamburgers, pizza, chicken wings, a gallon of soda, fried chicken, ketchup on everything and a ton of gross shit like that.
It wasn't until my late teens when I realized just how much of a child he was, dude just can't see you eat healthy food or live a healthier life without going ape shit, food is part of his core manliness, every other chain restaurant is a five star restaurant to this guy, can't go to the shitty pancake place with him without him acting like a food wizard, "do you now what IHOPS stands for?" (Smug arrogant face) No, not real- it's the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE of PANCAKES anon, (acts like he's a genius for reading the fucking pamphlet) what an absolutely annoying man child.

Poorfags with no appliances thread.

>going to university in a town with a grotesque housing market
>found place that has private bath and bedroom, but no kitchen
>has a microwave, toaster oven, fridge, sink in laundry
>I'm bringing a hot plate, crockpot, toaster, and kettle
>what the fuck do I eat

I want a thread to brainstorm ideas for people in similar predictaments - either because they don't have appliances or because they're low on energy, camping, etc.