/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>midwest anon visiting friends in Detroit
>have to change shirt to solid black because gangs keep chasing me
>make it to friends apartment
>shit looks like a WMD went off
>units missing whole sections of wall
>walk in to friends
>they pull heat then see its me
>drive me around
>OD citizens on literally every block
>find pizza place with tons of people inside
>finally feel safe eating muh dee troit style pizza
>watch a guy get mowed down by a beat up honda accord then shot 40 times in the street
>inside is like a bar where no one even notices
>youngster carries out OD crackhead from the bathroom and midget tosses him on the sidewalk
>rapscallions with bandanas bust in and point their guns
>everyone mildly inconvenienced while handing over wallets
>guy sneezes and gets shot in the stomach
>tells everyone "my bad"
>cops show up
>they arrest 2 randos and the cashier
>robbers casually walk out and split their loot
>leave traumatized
>bum slaps my walking slice out of hand
>mfw