/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18096505
>>18096513
Kek lardy is mad

>when a seething new worlder subhuman tries to tell you about Europe

holy fucking shit lmao is texas autism about beans literally only because mexicans eat beans

is this literally ALL just inferiority complex because they are a CHICANO'D state??

>>15124672
his wife is an "author"

>>14981386
>family dinner to farewell 18 year old off to war
>cut me a slice of tiramisu dad
>ahhtahhtahh anon, not for another 3 years

>>14952599
>i eat them with a fork

>>14594575
>cook ramen cause hungy and parents hadn't started dinner yet
>got yelled at for cooking before dinnertime

>got hungy and used some ingredients in the fridge
>got yelled at for using dinner ingredients

>tried to bake at 9pm after parents were in bed
>they smell something cooking (not even burning), rush downstairs
>get yelled at for using the oven with no supervision, baking is banned in my house past 5pm for 10+ years

Also somewhat food related
>in line at grocery store with parents
>cashier is old, parents offer me to help bag
>bagger wagie rushes over and yells at me to not do his job
>parents pissed, cashier coldeyes him
>don't touch a plastic bag for 15+ years

>got my revenge years earlier though, I was maybe 5
>at self bagging
>parents forced me to eat fruit loops that morning, they tasted like shit and I was sick
>projectile vomit rainbow chunks all over bagging area
>wagiejannies have to clean it up
Fuck jannies.

>>14499539
>libs remove my injun waifu
>need butter for baking, have mum pick up some at the store
>she gets LoL
>I jokingly say "I forgot to mention, don't buy LoL, we're boycotting them now for being cucks"
>she says "oh I know, all the other butter was sold out, but LoL was completely untouched"
My parents have always been mostly libertarian/apolitical boomers, too busy working etc., until the last 2 years where the fake news and shit flinging was too much to turn a blind eye to. I heard them scrolling the news the other day, saw an article "Transgender woman hosts gofundme for sex reassignment surgery", dad says "bet he looks like a man...*scrolls*.... yep"

>>13991356
>Look at ww1 and ww2. When we lose our tempers we are deadly.
you mean the wars That We, Not You, Won?

>>13951091
The tea wasn’t, but we can say that this thread is surely going to be pruned.

>dutch baby
>it's brown
life imitates art

I've never eaten at burger king. Should I?