/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18053674
>going to a Japanese restaurant and not ordering Spaghetti Bolognese
What are you even doing on this board, faggit?

“W-wait... your favorite deli meat isn’t prosciutto? I’m sorry anon, I don’t think this is going to work out.”

>>15541429
Mac n Cheese is gross....

>>15408648
>beef welly, mushy vegeatables, and wine served in icky glasses probably at the wrong temperature
British ''''''culture'''''' was a mistake

>>15394626
>VG10

>that guy who always asks for malt vinegar for his fries

>>15281942
god dammit I hate america this is why al qaeda exists what the fuck is this shit what the FUCK

>>15133410

>>14815642
>bolsterless knife
>still not sharpened all the way to the heel
why would someone do this?

>>14773202
>Brillat-Savarin
mass market pasteurized trash

>>14716785
that edge looks like it's never been near a stone

>>14622522
gross, is that a tatoo on her latissimus dorsi?

>there's pasteurized milk in the cheese

Do flyovers really?

>>14283595
>his parents are siblings

>>14243511
I had a cigar phase when I was in my early 20s. I had a whole humidor thing, cutters, micro-torches, I collected exotic "vitolas" and I had very strong opinions on "EMS wrappers" and whether "maduro" was a misnomer when used outside the context of cuba, and other dumb shit like that. Then one day I realised it smelled like garbage and it looked stupid.

Tobacco is turbo-cringe and I feel sorry for anyone who falls for it. You smell bad, you look bad, and everyone hates you.

>>14172329
I don't eat brunch anymore because I am not a wh*te alcoholic gen X circa 2007 hanging out at balthazar like SJP. I feel deep pity for peope who drink alcohol while the sun is still up

I'm having a 1:14 v60 of yemen haraaz al hamdani and a biodyamic local quiche made with polyface process eggmobile eggs and a forkful of locally made curtido made by salvadoran refugees

when I'm done I'll go on a leisurely recovery ride on my gaulzetti pavaix. these rides are very challenging because you need the discipline to always stay under 50% FTP and my FTP has been hovering around 400 lately... being slow isn't boring! the mental struggle is the hardest

>>14166730
did you steal them or are you just a boomer who drank 16 cases in a row of the exact same wine without wanting to blow his brains out because all you eat is medium-well steak and baked potatoes?

>>14123808
is everyone in america always fat and badly dressed?

>>14114265
Imagine being this turned on by a 4/10 at best

>>14083826
>the flyovers have learned about georgian food
That's not a khachapuri
It wasn't a cronut either
That wasn't pho
You've never actually had proper sushi

>>14071969
>live like an animal
>shocking health crisis
>huh better go fucking nuts and live off distilled water and cabbage
Why can't whites just eat a balanced diet consisting of mostly vegetables and a reasonable (~300g cooked weight) portion of meat once or twice a week.

And does it really have to be either steamed unsalted boneless tenderloin all the time or XXX-TREEEM habanero ghost pepper bear spray dumped over gross-out "weird food" andrew zimmern novelty testicles? Can't you just enjoy a standard cut like tongue or cheek or flap steak?

>>14068795
who do you think you're fooling. carnists will have a meltdown over lettuce on their burger. meanwhile I will continue to eat meat about 3-4x a month and this will not affect me in the least bit because I don't buy CAFO trashfood

mfw when a carnist tries to bitch about the meatopocalypse

>>14067747
The actual definition of pretentious escapes most people here. On /ck/ "pretentious" just means sour grapes from poverty NEETs and flyovers who are afraid of getting Matt Sheparded for enjoying stuff that doesn't come out of a cardboard box that says "Great Value" on it, case in point:

>>14067757
t. McDonalds swine who gets triggered if a burger is made with actual meat and doesn't contain at lest 13% cellulose derived from reclaimed office supplies from Bangladesh

>>14067863
t. energy drink turboautist that blames an alcoholic beverage for the years of neglect from his "mommys time out" swilling mother (who ignores him while binge watching "the voice")

>>14067889
t. eats out of a Doritos bag with his bare hands, wipes the residue on his piss stained sweat pants

tl;dr eat a fucking vegetable, neckbeards

>>14062813
anglos are a cancer