/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T EAT FRIED CHICKEN IT'LL MAKE YOU FAT

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T DRINK COFFEE WITH SUGAR IT'LL MAKE YOU FAT

>go to Burger King for an Impossible Whopper
>cashier is a friendly white girl
>give her a tip with my phone number written on it
>she puts it in her pocket without even reading it
>waiting for my Impoppy Whoppy
>peek into the kitchen to see how it's coming along
>a NEGRO is handling my Impoppy Whoppy and not the cute white girl I gave a tip to
>run out of the restaurant, trying not to cry and throw up
Is this even legal? Isn't this false advertisement? You can't have a white person handling money while NEGROIDS are touching the food, you're lulling the crustomers into a false sense of security!

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>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT MAKE YOUR BURGER PATTIES THIN THEY NEED TO BE PERFECTLY SPHERICAL SO I CAN POST A CROSS SECTION FOR UPVOTES

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT POST PAGPAG IT'S GROSS IT'S TOO SWEET AND SPICY FOR ME PLEASE POST AUTHENTIC ITALIAN FOOD THAT IS JUST TOMATOES AND SOGGY NOODLES

>NOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO EAT BUGS THEY'RE ICKY I WANT THE IMPOPPY WHOPPY

>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST FAST FOOD ON THE FOOD & COOKING BOARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BOARD IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT POSTING THINGS YOU COOKED YOURSELF

>w-what are you doing? is that... k-kraft, nooo noooooo noooooooo you need to make a roux stop stopstop stooooooooooop

>wait a minute... are you drinking... an india pale ale? *gasp* no nooo noooooo you mustn’t, it’s not allowed! don’t you realize that those were a fad 10 years ago???

>N-No! You can't just have some delicious battered fish, with crispy chips, curry sauce, a gherkin, and a beverage of your choice! Th-that's like many, many calories from naughty Anglo cuisine! If you "get some down ya" you'll become a pirate!