/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Americans are fat and unhealthy because they don't eat enough vegetables!
>okay well what if we replace butter and oil with a shortening made from 100% vegetables?
>NO NO NO NO NO THAT DOESN'T COUNT THAT'S NOT REAL VEGETABLES THAT'LL GIVE YOU HEART DISEASE YOU'LL GET FAT AND DIE IT'S NOT REAL VEGETABLES IT'S NOT REAL VEGETABLES STOP EATING CRISCO IT'S UNHEALTHY I SWEAR IT'S NOT REAL VEGETABLES STOP STOP STOP STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP TRUST THE SCIENCE TRUST THE SCIENCE TAKE THE VAX DON'T EAT CRISCO DON'T EAT CRISCO TAKE THE VAX CHUD

>>15845148
Noooo you can't be rude! Where are the moderators!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE HE MAKE A MEAT SUBSTITUTE HE'S GOING TO MAKE ME EAT BUGS AND HE'S GOING TO MAKE ALL MEN LACTATE AND GET MILKED BY THE VEGAN NWO PLEASE SAVE ME TRUMP AND ISRAEL

>NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T YOU DARE PUT KETCHUP ON YOUR CHICAGO HOT DOG YOU'LL RUIN THE DELICATES FLAVOR OF HORSE PENIS

>cheese balls

>>13060838

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BOARD ISN'T ABOUT FOOD AND COOKING IT'S ONLY ABOUT COOKING COOKING COOKING YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO POST HOMEMADE MEALS BECAUSE I MADE UP THIS RULE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EAT BUGS PLEASE PLEASE EAT BUGS

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAST FOOD DOESN'T COUNT AS FOOD BECAUSE I SAID SOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT HEALTHYYYYYYYYYYYY EAT BUGSSSSSSSSSSS

>>13000378
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BOARD IS ABOUT HOMEMADE MEALS ONLY PREMADE FOOD IS NOT FOOD BECAUSE I SAID SO

>go to Burger King
>white girl working the cash machine
>she takes my order with a smile
>give her a tip with my Instagram handle on it
>she puts it in her pocket
>waiting for my order
>look at the kitchen
>a non-white person is handling my Impoppy Whoppy
>cry and run out of the Burger King
Is this so unreasonable? The girl never followed me back on IG and she didn't even make my burger for me, someone else did.

>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE SUBTLE SEASONING AND FLAVORS YOU NEED TO COVER YOUR FOOD IN HOT ONES SAUCE

>craving an Impossible Whopper
>call Burger King
>a man with a very thick negro accent picks up
>ask him if they have the Impoppy Whoppy
>his reply is incomprehensible
>go down to Burger King
>a white guy is working at the cash register
>ask him if the Impoppy Whoppy
>he gives me an incomprehensible reply in that same thick negro accent
>fed up with this
>stomp out of the restaurant
Why has the quality of Burger King gone down so much in recent years? Ever since Papa John's got in trouble for being """racist""", I've noticed BK has been hiring more negros, including people who are not physically negro but spiritually.

>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FIND TACO BELL SPICY YOU HAVE TO BE AS ADDICTED TO CAPSAICINS AS I AM YOU NEED TO BE UNABLE TO TASTE ANYTHING OTHER THAN EXTRA HOT REDDIT HOT ONES SAUCE

>>12964513
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT A CHIPOTLE MASS SHOOTER MOMMY GF

>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T EAT CENTURY EGGS YOU HAVE TO EAT AMERICAN EGGS THAT ARE FLAVORLESS AND HAVE NOT BEEN SOAKED IN NUTRIENTS

>NOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA EAT BUGS THEY'RE ICKY I WANT MY IMPOPPY WHOPPY

>>12958997
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT POST ABOUT EATING ON /CK/ YOU CAN ONLY POST ABOUT FOOD AND COOKING AND EATING IS NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANNA BE FATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT BE VEGAN YOU HAVE TO EAT MEAT AND BECOME BIG AND FAT AND GET COLON CANCER LIKE ME LISTEN TO THE RAPPER NIGGERS ON TV AND EAT FAT BURGERS

>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T GET RID OF THE QUESALUPA I NEED TO LOAD MY BODY WITH CHUNKY CHEESES AND GET COLON CANCER

>>12957615
>>12957978
>>12958035
>>12958100
>OP finally realizes that he has a problem and tries to kick his addiction to capsaicin
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T STOP EATING SPICY FOODS YOU NEED TO EAT MY EXTRA SPICY SUPER SOY BOWL

>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE VEGAN YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SKINNIER AND HEALTHIER THAN ME YOU NIGGER

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LIKE PIZZA I DON'T LIKE IT HAS TO BE MADE WITH REAL ITALIAN DOUGH AND TINY CIRCLES OF CHEESE AND WILTED BASIL LEAVES

>NOOOOOOOOO I WANNA EAT PLAYDOH FAKE MEAT I DON'T WANNA EAT BUGS THEY'RE ICKY AND CRUNCHY