/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13747332
>eating lobster for the taste
lmao, lobster is pure status symbol. Try crab; it's what lobster aspires to be taste-wise.

>>13602695
there's 4 cans worth of deenz oil in it atm. I haven't had occasion to use it lately.

>>13602658
>cum as glaze
sort of I guess, cum is protein heavy so would cook like eggs, which are present in mayo. idk if you've ever had fish milt? they're pretty nice.

>>13256205
It's just garlic mayonnaise with an exotic sounding name to appeal to hipsters and faggots, which apparently describes most of this board now given how hard they're white knighting it

>>13251557

>>12313945
only true aficionados will understand

>>11872531
As I read this I lay on my back with a fully engorged erection. My mother is vacuuming the hallway and the vaccine hit my door making it open just a crack. I see her eye for a few seconds as I flex my erection at her and let out a groan and fart. I ate hummus and pizza last night and my anus has been talking all morning. "You're baby boy is horny" I shriek as she continues to vaccum. This post reminds me alot of my own mind. A great mind worthy of alot of praise and gratitude for existing. I am the sunshine.

>>11582868
I concur. That's never going to do.

>>11399826
There's a brand at Costco that comes in 2 packs, I think it's organic or some shit. It's the only jarred sauce I'll buy if not making my own

>>11366467
>Stemming back to the 1950s when everything was canned and convenience became a status symbol
Oh look, another thing boomers fucking ruined.