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Burger- no cheese, extra salad.

Perfect for snacking while on a diet.

>>5072636

I've always wondered why the Whopper comes with mayo by default. Do that many people like mayo on their burgers?

So I just left Burger King and I have a story to tell.
Burger King and I don't have a very good history. I can't remember very many times my order wasn't wrong in some fashion and even when it was right, the burger would just be covered in waaaay too many condiments and was always too messy and soggy to enjoy. Naturally, I've avoided the BK Lounge like the plague for the past couple years, and opted for the tried and true american favorite, McDonalds, instead.

I left for lunch today, my heart set on a double quarter pounder with cheese, and those incredible fries that somehow are always piping hot and fresh at the Micky D's I up the street prefer, then, halfway there, I realised that McDouche's was closed for renovations, I had to choose another close fast food establishment to satisfy my midday hunger, and quick. So I weighed my options, and the only viable one was, of course, Butt King.

So, disgruntled, I pull into the Bile King parking lot, and see there is a huge drive through line. At this point, I was too far gone to change my mind now, so I decided to stick it out. Surprisingly, the line actually moved more than a few inches every 10 minutes, and I was actually able to place my order, which ended up being for a Whopper meal with no ketchup or onions, and a coke. Without having to repeat myself, the lady on the other side of the magical talking box loudly and clearly repeated my order correctly and gave me my total. She then asked me to pull forward. The lady at the next counter was smiling (during lunch rush, no less!) and politely took my money and asked if I would like a receipt, which I declined. Now, I don't know about you, but at any given time, I have like 30 receipts floating around my car. God help me if I open a window going down the interstate... So this was a pleasant surprise.

How come when I have a whopper meal I'm not satisfied.

How many burgers should you eat until you're full?

Why are American sandwiches the best sandwiches?