/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17265633
What did you mean by this?

>>14577532
Maybe you should add another menu item
>Deport all the illegal immigrant Mexicans that the democrats want as slave labour for their businesses, democrats never gave up on getting theur slaves back, 4 more years of TRUMP sweeties.
>With caramelized onions.
>£5.00

That would be truly spectacular OP, simply delish. Mmmmmm onions. Vote TRUMP.

>>14505042
>post your favourite chef john recipe

1. Season thoroughly with Zyklon B
2. Roast in the oven at 1200° F for at least 1 hour

>>14239170
I thought it was a girl. Either way it looks incredibly soft and smooth.

>>14185048
Children's urine.

>>14084944
I fully support the Oskar Dirlewanger range of chicken seasoning and roasting rubs. The chilli burn BBQ mate sauce with 6 million Scoville units is insane.

>>13944774
Sandwich the frozen meat between the arse cheeks of an extremely overweight woman. Allow the circumference of the meat disc to lightly touch the anus and vulva area.

Allow time to marinate and cook

Remove the meat and smell it. It should smell like foot odour, cheese, musky vagina and sweaty meat.

Put it in your mouth. Pop it in your open mouth.

A lot of posts are being deleted here what's going on?

>>12992660
I prefer oven chips smothered in pepper steak gravy and a glass of warm water.

>>12991606
Imagine allowing those noodles to cool down to bath temperature then just climbing in there and having a bath while dozens of small Indian children feast on your spiced bath water. I need to stop fantasing about being eaten...

Is working in a kitchen a decent way to make a living if you have an interest in food and you're an aging NEET with minimal job prospects?

I figure it'd be more interesting than driving a cab or working in a supermarket.