/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10776633
>putting avocado and salsa on a sushi tofu wrap-

>>10561391
Where's the stabbing? Did you know that before forks were made, humans used two spear-like sticks to poke food? They also had a spoon-like device, commonly referred to as the spoon. They hallowed out small logs, scraped off most of it except the end, and then cut it in half, creating a spoon; even though it was squared or oddly shaped at the end it was still better than stabbing a bean. Neanderthals did this. We've had scooping tools since we were almost sasquatch.
How can you be so fucking retarded that you'd use a stabbing tool to stab beans. Beans are small and easily scooped. Did you grow up without spoons in your household? Are your parents carnivores? You might have early Alzheimer's.
I don't understand how someone could be so retarded. It's mind blowing.
Seriously, eat beans with a spoon. It's the equivalent of wiping your ass with toilet paper vs shitting in the woods and getting the shit off of your ass with a pinecone. Jesus Christ you're a fucking retarded.

>for me is mcdonal

>>10541420