/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12950494
>don't feed human food to dogs! that will kill them!
my dog lived in the streets for like 2 years and ate nothing but garbage when I picked him up, now he's 12 years old, eats the same things I do plus some kibble and according to the vet his health is perfect.

>>10332336
>gallon
do you live in some kind of third world country were they still use ridiculous measurement units like fingers, elbows, unicorn horns and satan dicks?

>>9963048

<gf wants to go to chilli's
<Fucking hate chilli's but she has free desert coupon
<Wait 15 min to be seated even though there 7 people total in the restaurant
< 3 at the bar 4 at a table
<Sit another 15 min before we see our server
<I'll have a water my girlfriend will have a diet Coke with no ice
<Come back with drinks gf's coke has ice
<She has sensitive teeth and can't drink very cold stuff as for a different one with no ice
<Takes our appetizer order (chips and salsa)
<20 min go by he comes back with chips and no drink
<Drops off chips and takes our dinner orders
(Chicken sandwitch and cheese burger both with fries)
<Remind him about the drink being very polite
<Says oh must of forgot not really seeming to care
<40 minutes go by till we see him again my water has been empty since before the chips came
<my gf still has not gotten her new drink
(She stared drinking hers now but it hurts alittle)
<Waiter has food and refill my water now
>We start to eat realize fries are cool and hard like wtf how we just got it
<Fucking pissed at this point
<try to find waiter but all of them fucking vanished
<We eat our sandwiches and leave the fries
<Theres not even ketchup on the table to try and eat the stale fries with
<Both finish in like 10 min because we're starving
<I'm out of water gf is out of Coke with ice
<20 min go no server
<Go to bar as he's the only employee in dining room
<Ask for our server
<Guy says sorry I can't leave the bar but if I see him I'll tell him
<Mfw
<Go sit down another 10 min go by <hostess seats another table next to us
<Ask her for my server says shell get him
<15 min go by she's still talking to her table
<apparently there her Neighbors
<Say fuck this and leave with out paying

I work in kitchen and I never thought I would do this but I was so pissed the only reason we went was to get some stupid free desert and we didn't even get it we we're there for like 3 God damn hours
Fuck Chili's