/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14507268
>Basic-ass habanero sauce mixed with tomato sauce. It's not horrible but it's definitely not worth the $8 price tag.

>>13708528
>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles into williams-sonoma*
>"What would you like sir?"
>”I need a complete set of cookware, to handle any job”
>*The atheist squints around the store, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before the sales person can speak*
>”Just a cast iron pan, nothing else."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Middle-aged women gush in their panties as whispers from gay men can't believe what's transpiring. The clerk looks like she's about to faint, her grip on the pan handle furiously shaking as she slides it over the counter to our hero*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky williams-sonoma gift card with his hamhock fist before mumbling that he would like to see the remaining balance.*

>>11993315
>add bacon

>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles into williams-sonoma*
>"Can I help you find something sir?"
>”I need a complete set of cookware, to handle any job”
>*The atheist squints around the store, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before the sales person can speak*
>”Just a cast iron pan, nothing else."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Middle-aged women gush in their panties as whispers from gay men can't believe what's transpiring. The clerk looks like she's about to faint, her grip on the pan handle furiously shaking as she slides it over the counter to our hero*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky williams-sonoma gift card with his hamhock fist before mumbling that he would like to see the remaining balance.*

>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change".*

>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change".*

>>9620033

>>9616243
>This.

>>9595223
>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change".*

>>9381163

>>9367427
I like your frog.

>>9367641
m'lady