/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13915259
>>13918744
Lol good work anons

For me:
>Halloween night
>Going to party that night
>Know in going to get hammered so better cook a big roast chicken dinner first.
>After a few hours of prep and cooking it's time to take it out of the oven
>Looks delicious, perfectly cooked
>Already in my costume, expensive old timey white shirt vampire costume
>Have been pregaming, a few glasses of wine in
>Put the glass Pyrex directly on the stovetop w chicken and vedge still in. Pour some white wine on to deglaze
>Wait a bit for it to reduce when BOOM
>My ears are ringing, it sounds like an IED exploded
>Gf comes running in as I'm standing in shock
>Glass exploded into a thousand pieces in every direction, veg and chicken full of glass
>Drippings/sauce leaking everywhere including into burner causing small fire
>I'm soaked in drippings shirt and entire meal ruined
>Stay home that night and eat cold cut sandwiches and drink in silence