/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I actually invented (or perhaps discovered) a thing I like to call "smoking"

One day, I had a pork shoulder on the kitchen table (which is in the center of my house) when I started to smell smoke. Turns out, someone had went around the exterior of my house with gasoline, and lit it. Naturally, I got the hell out as fast as I could and called 911. Since I live in a mansion, it took 8 hours for the firemen to put it out, and the only thing left untouched was my kitchen. When I walked in, I saw the pork shoulder. It looked delicious. I took a bite, and I couldn't believe it. I wasn't even mad about the fire anymore. Since then, I've started "smoking" foods with a custom thing I built that I call the "smoker." I've smoked meat, fish, and even cheese.

>pic related, it's the smoker