/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I hate that bitch so much that I hate to even talk about her, about how great she is.
She is deceptive dark cunt that is trying to sneak into my life,especially in the morning.
Do you have relationship with her, do you *do* her every day?
Do you take her in your mouth. If you do do you get exited swallowing her, felling her juices flowing down your throat.

Do you like her black or do you go kinky on that 'bitch' and pour cream and sugar into her and with shivering lips you slurp her seductive moist liquid like some exotic nectar.
Coffee the bitch of all bitches, is she in control of your life, is she holding you by your balls making you to desire her every morning every freaking day.