/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14883449
Can we make this a grocery store peeves thread?

>In store. Got last things to buy.
>Family of seven just standin' around and shooting the shit next to item I want.
>Family doesn't move.
>Figure I'll shop for other things on my list for a few minutes.
>Come back.
>Family still there.
>Fuck it.
>Reach past the fuckers and get my baby bel cheeses.
>Random PA system dude immediately calls me out.
>Don't give af.

I mean it was just some bored fucker on the PA system. When a family of seven suddenly spreads out and makes themselves comfortable in the dairy aisle they essentially block anyone else from going in there. Any attempt to get anything violates the distancing rule because motherfuckers won't pick the item they want. And go. And they always seem to position themselves perfectly around the one thing you want. And just stay there. Talking.

>>11312193
I can't even buy a fucking macaron to compare my own baking to anywhere within 50 miles. Both bakeries in the area are really overpriced for average wares. It sucks, but at least it means my average baking skills blow minds when I give people desserts.

>Mushrooms taste like meat
wrong
>but they're like vegetables
wrong
>you can eat as much of them as you like without being afraid of getting fat
mild pass
g8 b8 m8, new freight, new sensation, great satiation

>going on date with drill
>take her to the shops to buy drinks for the night
>"one bottle of wine should be plenty for us anon?"
>mfw

>>10177861
>1+ hour for a grilled cheese
For every hour you spend making that im going to go out and kick a cow.

>>10165882
>17-20%

>>10056333
No, I'm not eating anything 4chan makes.
I saw what happened to /k/...