/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Not really that exciting desu.
>Really awkward socially and have been since I cam remember
>it's at the point where people laugh at me in my face whenever I interact with them not even trying to hide the fact where they think I'm inferior to them
>100% sure all of my coworkers talk shit about me behind my back
>Don't want to go to christmas party but the commander says it's "highly encouraged that everyone attend"
>Decide if I go im gonna do it fucked up
>as soon as I arrive at the party I go to the bar get to Vodkas with Sprite
>go sit at table with rest of coworkers and make light awkward convo for about 5 min
>go get another 3 Vodkas with sprite
>see roommate in line with his friends
>one of is a qt blond and she turns ground and waves awkwardly at me l, I can immediatedly tell she thinks I'm weird and repulsive
>Go back to table with booze at this point I can feel a slight buzz going and I open up
>Start joining in convo at the table about President Obama
>I went on a rant on about how democracy/republics are doomed to fail and we need a new Hitler to take the reigns of the American Empire
>get two more Vodka with Sprites, I'm getting pretty drunk at this point
>start teasing one of my coworkers telling him because he's Italian he can't trusted
>tell another one of my coworkers who's really into making music that I'd rather kill myself than listen to any of the garbage he creates
>get 3 more Vodka with sprites
>someone at my table tells me I'm too drunk and should just go back to my dorm
>tell him to suck my left nut because he's a fucking bitch
>I win a raffle and get excited then start imitating and airplane drunkedly running around the ballroom
>get on stage to accept my prize and mutter something drunkedly into the microphone I don't even remember what it was then let out a loud "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and airplane run back to my seat
>I down two of my coworkers drinks that he didn't finish

D-do restaurants spit in our food?