/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>mom dated psycho from the military when I was 5
>regularly cook steak and vegetables for dinner
>want to play with my new army men plastic soldiers
>can't play with my new toys until i finish everything on my plate
>no seasoning
>well done steak
>bland mashed potatoes
>huge stack of it all
>psycho isn't there one night
>mom finally makes the mashed potatoes herself one night, along with veggies
>adds cheese, butter, and salt to the taters
>seasons veggies
>i scarf it down and it was amazing
>get to play with my toys
>grown out of even wanting to play with them since learning to ride my bike and new nintendo 64 games'
now i put salt on almost everything to this day. that guy was absolutely crazy and abusive. and i refuse to give him the justification that it was combat stress. i was ecstatic to learn he was going away to be redeployed.

>>14752159
4 Popeyes chicken sandwiches, 5 piece tender meal w fries, another order of large fries, a side of red beans and rice, 2 biscuits, some faggy chocolate pie i got on a whim, and a large sweet-tea. All consumed in a matter of a few hours. I may have also had some hot cheetos and candy to boot.

I've also eaten an entire sleeve of Tollhouse cookie dough before.

I've since abandoned eating in such a grotesque way, I have lost 50 pounds and I refuse to eat more than one meal a day. I confess these sins to you in shame.

>>14600216

>>14583219
>go to McFat
>see double mcChicken . . order it lge meal
>see it comes with cheeseburger flavoured shakey fry powder shit
>make a point of asking for the powder shit cos I like it
>bitch says' yer it comes with it'
>get my meal
>no fucking powder shit

>>14412231

>>13842663

First two episodes made me a little uncanny, but mostly it's because i grew up in the early 90's Poland so all the vehicles, crude socrealistic designs and clothes were on spot. It was a trip to a weird place, because our country was in deep shit after the wall went down and as i kid i was just having my innocent life.


After that... nothing. I've eaten jerky while watching the dogs being shot.

>tfw haven't eaten these is over 20 years
>tfw can't remember which was best

American here. There were a lot of British-style pubs around where I used to live. They offered cod and haddock. Honestly I liked haddock better but from what I understand there's some environmental issues with cod.

Best place I've been to battered their fries. God help your health but if you gave a fuck you wouldn't be a drinking and eating fried food. They had the best english breakfast for a while too before everyone forgot how to make blood sausage. Apparently bread can be dry as fuck but sausage can't taste like an organ.

Stop eating rabbits

>>12959950
If it's any comfort I make a to do list the day before, and check it when I wake up the next day because I think I've done things I haven't. I've tried to show up at a job I didn't have once. A lot of my dreams are just living part of another day.

You on medication that affects sleep?

>Steams Steak
>Grill Lines Sear in Flavor!

>>12802468
>Sweden
>boiled mashed potatoes, meat balls, and a platter consisting of: mashed potatoes, peas, and a lamb burger
And I thought Finland was going to be sad.

>>12700050
motherfucker. so tired of that diversity whining shit.

>>12639324
>when he calls it dry but keeps going anyways
Always a clear sign you don't know what you're doing.

>>12100498
>its just a frozen pizza

>foodgasm

>>11817850

>happen to talk about cooking a lot
>someone comes up and says "you're a foodie, right?"
First instinct was to choke him, but I'm wondering: is he right? Does enjoying cooking make one a "foodie"? I've always connected the label to stuck up wannabe critics with beards.

I'm gonna be pretty upset if I don't have sex with someone at Intercourse, PA.
http://www.kitchenkettle.com/events/rhubarb-festival.asp

>>9980570
Psht, what cosplayer doesn't like sushi?
Get you some of those Panda Express noodles you can buy form a can.
Then grab some wasabi and ginger; a cheap bottle of Sake; and finish with a small side of fried brown rice with a premium soy sauce and a side cup of YumYum sauce.
And in case you dindin know, making crab rangoon is fun as fuck.
Then you can just fry up some shrimp and strips of steak and/or pork on the side as a sampler platter. So instead of limiting her to one plate, the choice is all hers'.

And I personally would like to make some sauce and spice mixes she can try adding to her meat for flavor's sake.

>>9919527
Generic brand gallon of milk and a generic brand sack of cereal with some bananas. That's breakfast for like two fucking weeks and only 4-5$. Now go away.