/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13116486
It was literally mentioned in Revalations 25:8
>And meat of homophobic righteousness shall be served to the sodomite and christian alike, but the sodomite shall succumb to the poison and the righteous shall only lose an arm.

>>12204384
You wouldn't even have a bible if it weren't for based Catholics, Cletus. Go drink strychinine, have an epileptic fit while speaking in "tongues" and let rattlesnakes bite you to prove your "worthiness," lol!

>>12145896
We was blessed wh*te kangs with the magical snake chahmin 'n venom drinkin', shite 'n such lahk dat, ok?

>>11952934
Which branch of evangelical christian are you?

>>11840828
I grew up in the midwesf in an area with a lot of dairies and my retarded evangelical grandfather patriarch forced this ritual on everyone at the table. I never mentioned it to anyone because I was embarrassed about it, so it's comforting to see that others have been similarly tortured. Was a major impetus to me becoming an atheist vegan, I'll say that much.

>>11645094
>reads a lot of religious books of some weird American religion (something like nigger Methodists I remember)
Yeah, blacks are into some weird evangelism christcuck shit, just like southern whites.

Otoh, she's probably a demon in bed given my experience with southern evangelical wenches. But as far as food goes just give her shit like gnocchi alla romano. She just wants dick if my experience carries any weight.

>>11614537
Christ, notice the different faded out color in the crotch area? Fucking whorish seepage!

>>11540428
God bwess us evweone!

>>11459023
Probably because the loonies that wrote those verses were similar to these fagfucks.

>>11415248
No, just whitetrash homeschooled by evangelicals.

>>11289465
t. homeschooled by evangelicals

>>11133223
He's right though Cletus, go handle a rattlesnake, ok?

>>11067529
>>11067584
>the right argues against states rights which they've always defended in the past
Lol, you Sessions tier evangelical loonies are being washed back into the detritus eddies of polluted rivers along with the other flotsam and jetsam. Even in my southern shithole red state where pot is illegal, the diehard maga trump supporters who would slit their throat if trump told them to, smoke pot and consider Sessions a snakehandling lunatic.

>tfw chikfila promotes furries but demonizes fags
The absolute state of the loony right.

>>10714767
>What ISN'T communism to those inbred hicks?
snakehandling and drinking strychnine

>>10637275
They were selectively enforcing a policy against blacks that they never enforce against wh*tes! What part of discrimination do you not understand? Were you homeschooled by southern evangelicals?

>>10321073
Protestants use grape juice and snake venom, lol!

>>10045568
They were literally funding gay-straight concentration conversion camps where they supposedly beat the gay out of you, you utter tard gargling closeted homosexual.

Fwiw, I ate at one on a road once and it was simply a bland, over battered, factory farmed chemically injected breast on an HFCS, chemical preservative flour paste bun with a couple of shit vinegar/chemical brined dill slices. It's literally a christian alt-right virtue signalling garbage factory.

>>9949258
t. Sally Sue, from the MS/AL border who had her nut busted when she was 13 by her evangelical preacher.

>>9906319
>protestantism

Literally xtianity lite for loonies.

>>9865811
*forgot pic

>>9512054
How can you knock the christian fundamentalists when they let you play with rattlesnakes and drink strychnine? I mean who needs dancing and music when you've got that kind of fun?

Your state is probably as cucked by the rightwing christian fanatics as the south where the christian fascists own the liquor and beer game.

>>9410875
You betcha'.