/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12147597
>OMG when will these multicultis stop pushing the newfangled bagels, they seem to be like donuts minus the sugar, and they expect me to pay upwards of sixty six cents for one?!?
Mmmmmkay

>>12148016
Flyovers live in an alternate dimension where reality filters down to them through a time warp. Hence why you'll hear them raving about some "fad" that happened during the Pleistocene era, wondering when it will finally end. If you ever see someone express an opinion so far out of touch it cannot possibly be real, just marvel at the complex shapes of flyover space-time and ask yourself how might scientists some day harvest this apparent paradox in order to create technological wonders the likes of which humanity has never known.

Pic related, it's a hipster, according to flyover physics.