/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14648925
>fruit flavoured sodas

ew what demographic enjoys these beverages?

>mom caught me fisting the fig

>>13570074
>memory
wait what the fuck

>that first bite that is nothing but gummy tortilla

>>13225502
Edibles don’t work on me, it’s fucking frustrating.
I’ve eaten 2000mg of thc in one sitting before with absolutely no effect. It must be my metabolism or something.

>ate too much red dye #40

>>13209340
>sir, could you please remove your testicles from the table?

>shows off his girlfriend on camera

>tfw I like /ck/ but the only thing I ever make are tv dinner microwavables
I burn eggs badly I'm sorry

>>12406637
>ywn live in the utopia of George

>>12369322
>add 1/4 cup of water
>measuring cup label starts at 1/2 cup

Drank too much one night a few weeks and came close to dying, basically nearly destroyed my liver and I can never have another drink again or i’ll die.
What is the best alcohol alternative?

>at restaurant making large order that you’re gonna eat myself
>pretend to read food order off my cell to make it look like a friend is getting something

>>10968133
>being on team pb and winning was my greatest accomplishment this year so far

>cashier is super friendly and joking around with customer in front of you
>doesn’t say anything to you other than ask payment type with a deadpan face
why me

>>10842493
>258

>>10793192
>>live in the middle of middle class suburbia
>kids never come to my neighborhood to trick or treat because the stores in the local mall all hand out candy because parents are lazy
Feels bad man. I just want to hand out candy and make kids happy like everyone else.

>>10777645
>ywn watch brad and andy double team her and fill her sweet cannoli with hot cream

>>10689813
same, i’d relocate to be a dishwasher
no other place here in town will hire me because of fucking transphobia and ableism.

>local store now keeps their saffron behind the counter so I can’t steal it anymore
fug, I can’t go back to bland food I just can’t

>finishing the last ofmy ‘za deliveries on friday night
>milf invites me inside and bangs me as a tip
>get fired for taking too long to deliver a pizza
I knew there was a flaw in this fantasy

>>9927981
>$50k membership
>14 year waiting list
>ywn dine at club 33

>sister comes over to help me make duck à l’orange for my parents anniversary dinner
>accidentally fuck her

>water with lemon