/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16719120
Heating any meat in a microwave is a fucking sin.

>>15241012

>>12226465
This guy, eh?

>>12192495
sure thing faggot. Like I am going to believe that a race that is universally liked all over the world and by most 4channers is somehow going to have over a dozen post shitting on them in a single thread.
Have sex

>>8193215
>is that even real mustard
You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

>buh mustards need only to taste of vinegar.
Stupid retard. Kill yourself.

>>6758285
I...

I just...

>you can taste the hops

>>6203607
>making hamsteak references on /ck/

Boy I sure wish some fucking citations were beig presentd

>nobody told OP to pound his chicken thinner

I am not to the point where I should be teaching /ck/ how to cook but christ you guys are slipping

>french toast
>without eggs

>>5141754

Fuck you

I had some friends come up my freshmen year of college.

One of my friends, let's call him D, reaches over the bar at this busy place and pulls out a bottle of whiskey and pours of shots. We get thrown out immediately.

We ran out and started to headed back to the dorms. Along the way we knocked over two porto-potties. Once we got back in, we decided the night couldn't end there. At around 2am we did rock paper scissors and I pulled the dorm fire alarm, waking up 800+ people and forcing them outside.

we were stuck out there for 3 hours as they had to individually check each room. Some kid ended up getting tazed because he was drunkenly using the elevator (everyone though it was him who did it).

at 6:30 we went back in and a friend pulled it again. people were seriously stalking the outside, looking to kick the person who did its ass.

the state bureau of investigation showed up and started questioning people. we had a hall meeting, and even though I drunkenly told friends that night I was a part of it, I never got caught.

>>5022724

>trying sour mash beer for the fist time

Where do I found Valerian root?