/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12237507
Hand pressed or with a metal press?

>ssssoooooooyyyyyyyffffffaaaaccccceeeee

>>12231549
Jesus christ, just make what you would cook anyways you fucking cretin

You really do need to get into the mindset of a Redditor to understand why this show is so popular. These people have never heard of adult animation in their lifes that wasn't stuff like Family Guy, it was completely alien to them. And they can't laugh at these shows because they consider these shows stupid. They want a show that isn't necessarily smart or funny or well-written, but that appears to be to appeal to their surface-level taste. Because these people live for that mindless self-validation. They don't actually understand what makes for good writing or good comedy, nor have they ever picked a book about physics. They want to pretend they do so and circlejerk themselves, that's what matters. Rick and Morty is just perfect for its demographic: these same college-age self-important Bernouts who "fucking love science". The entire foundation of the show is built upon the dichotomy between "silly sci-fi humor and references" and " things are super deep and tragic bro". This pseudo-intellectual "nothing even matters, I'm insecure about existence, we are all going to die" bullshit that R&M shits out in almost every episode is what appeals to it's audience. The show doesn't actually have the tact to even begin to offer an interesting presentation and discussion of any philosophy, so it spouts these edgy teenage catchphrases. Nevermind the bean-headed, noodle-limbed unexpressive character design, or how the story is non-existent and only comes up when the writers beg you to feel something for these characters so devoid of substance, or how the entire show is a trendy forgettable scenario of the week memefest with just enough sci-fi references to trick kids into thinking they are smart for understanding them, or how the characters have somehow been reduced to even more obnoxious caricatures than before, none of these things matter. What matters is that it appeals to the millenial redditor audience, and that's what's selling Rick and Morty

>Working in a country club 2 years ago as a waitress
>Indian man working as the potwash
>I take dirty dishes, just chuck them into his massive sink and he washes
>After a few weeks working there he starts to make comments when I throw dishes away
>For example I threw away a dish with pasta sauce stains and he said ''Oooh I'll pretend this is your ceramic tampon''
>Or when I threw a plate used for cakes he said ''Did you jump out of this cake naked?''
>or when I dropped in a couple of glasses he put lipstick on and drank from them then pretended I gave them to him as a flirtatious act
>or when I throw in some empty wine glasses he throws back a bunch of grapes coated in dry semen
>report him for harassment
>he gets fired
>new potwash is some fat woman

Fucking Indians

>>6802595
>People who get mad because you eat food in the traditional way

Jesus, this is the fucking worst.
I was hanging out with a girl I hoped to bang and she made me a baked potato with some cheese and beef. I always eat my potato in the traditional Irish fashion, so I mashed it up with my elbows and scooped the mush into my mouth with my fingers. She actually got ANGRY at me when I explained that the Irish eat it like this. I really enjoyed the taste too, but she ended up making me clean her table and floor then go home. fucking dumb cunt.