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>>12484991
get the colon out, bro. It's not as bad as it sounds. What convinced me was my doc telling me, that *technically* removing the colon CURES ulcerative colitis (because you don't have a colon anymore). Yank that fucker out. Mine looked like a tar lung. Trust me on this, you'll thank me later. Your life will be much more normal than it is now. Sure, there can certainly be complications, but you will never have a flare-up for the rest of your life

Of course there is also the possibility that your UC can turn out to be Chron's but that's a whole nother worry. Just do it breh (this all applies to you too >>12485157)


>>12485015
look up "bionic anus". its fucking real

>>12485040
don't be an idiot. she'll be completely understanding of it. you're a human, not some frankenstein's monster. 6 weeks is nothing...
>>12485069
this is the much smarter idea. just be open and honest with her about what the surgery/recovery will be like. you should give HER the option of ending the relationship (say you completely understand, yada yada). just dont fucking end it because you THINK she'll want out. it's not as "life changing" as a brain surgery where you won't even remember her name or something to that effect...

>>12485096
>>12485179
fuck guys, I wish I could give you a hug. I love you both.