/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The anesthetic I was on convinced me that after having all my wissom teeth removed the best thing for me was a double whopper with onion strings. My mom obliged but nearly wrecked on the way home as she watched me try to eat every ingredient of the whopper, smearing that shit all over my face between racial obscenities of all flavors. For the next 2 weeks I subsisted on a diet of hydrocodone, naproxen, and generic pedialyte because I couldn't stop pissing.