/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>somewhat autismal flatmate always impressed by my cooking
>wants to cook with me today
>ok
>honing knife
>flatmate looks interested
>done, now let's chop so-
>suddenly flatmate looks very distressed
>ask him what the problem is
>says I did it 14 times on one side but 15 on the other
>asks me to please do it on the other side one more time
>do it on the wrong side again just to be cheeky
>flatmate looks like he's about to cry
>do it twice on the other side

The rest of the cooking went fine to be honest, but damn.

I'm not kidding when I'm saying he was about to cry, he was already tearing up.