/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17030500
You will never be a real herbivore. You have no rumen, you have no omasum, you have no foregut fermentation. You are a carnivorous mammal twisted by brainwashing and reddit into a crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the "validation" you get is two faced and half hearted. Your doctors are disgusted and ashamed by you, your "friends" laugh at your malnourished appearance behind closed doors. Your pets are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed animals to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even vegans who "do it right" look unnatural and malnourished to a predator. Your digestive tract is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a dog to come home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he sees the toxic sludge you feed yourself with. You will never be happy. You wretch out a fake smile every morning and tell yourself this is healthy, but deep inside you feel the bloat creeping up on you like a weed, ready to blast open your asshole the second you go to take another bite of "food". Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy some salmon, put it on your stove, and plunge into cold reality. Your doctor will find you, embarrassed for you but relieved that you no longer have to live with the unbearable IBS and disappointment. You'll live your life, eventually die, and be buried with a tombstone marked with your name and nothing else, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a carnivore was buried there. Your body will decay and go back to dust, and all that will remain is a skeleton that is unmistakably carnivorous. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.