>6am, in between bus transfers at the Indianapolis Greyhound station
>decide to grab a bite to eat at the “restaurant”
>looks like a typical deli
>unassuming chink lady behind the counter
>I ask the “polish sausage” for 5.99
>chink lady grabs a hot dog and bun out of the fridge and throws it in the microwave for 30 seconds
>mfw I just got fucking played hardcore