/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>cook for friend
>nobody tells me it tastes good
>they didnt like it

>tfw fat as fuck and addicted to McDonalds
>walked to local McDonalds yesterday to get some food,didn't know about this meme sauce, just wanted some burgers
>fucking huge crowd of people outside looking quite angsty and annoyed
>some people are trying to start chants, couldn't understand at first but after listening could hear a group chanting 'We are only here for RICK, this customer service makes us SICK' over and over again
>the staff look really fucking stressed out and nervous
>really fucking hungry
>decide to sit on an empty table and wait for the line to thin before joining because I get nervous in long lines
>fucking every other table is taken up by people talking about Szechuan Sauce
>the table opposite me there is a fucking obese, green haired girl and her boyfriend who is very skinny and has glasses
>they are arguing because they only got one of the sauce packets and can't decide how to split it
>the girl angrily tells him 'I WON'T give you your weekly visit to the Wubba Lover Dub Dub if you don't let me have the whole thing'
>he relents and she eats the entire sauce packet on the end of about 3 mcnuggets
>gives him the empty packet and he tucks it into his backpack
>the line is still there, can STILL here people chanting and angrily complaining
>seems to be confusion, the line is not moving, very few people actually ordering food
>try to go up and make an order
>walk to the counter
>some fucking chubby bearded guy grabs my shirt and says 'STOP TRYING TO SHOVE, WE'RE GETTING THE SAUCE BEFORE YOU''
>shoves me hard
>end up leaving and getting fucking Burger King

Sad that mcdonaldd got rid of their dollar menu.

I just mixed Hennessy and Barq's root beer. I'm having trouble finishing the glass but I must.

Post bad mistakes you've whipped up but still ate/drank.