/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16687278
>or even fish sauce
>ragu made with the freshly-squeezed sweat from a thai ladyboy's butthole

>>15599678
id roll down the stairs lol

>>12629131
What the fuck is this kind of post? This shit is unsettling!

>>12321414
Vic needed Blood to get over the hill, and she had it coming.

After Vic marathoned her then was feeling sad that she said she loved him, Blood really didn't need to make the joke about her "excellent taste" though.

>>12217978
depends on the porn

>>12072351
>Unfortunately, demand for the meat has gotten so high that an underground smuggling operation out of Thailand has been snatching pets and street dogs to sell on the lucrative meat market.

>this entire thread

>>10869481
>putting an acidic mixture in galvanized steel

>>10615978
>at a stripclub at 7AM

>sheetpan taken from the bowels of hell

>>10425246
How's that coastie education working for you?

>>10224790
Two Wizards on a See-Saw, Two Old Ladies Talking, A Bunch Of Spirits Smiling, A Giant Robot Shrugging, A Couple Angels Interacting, A Human Pelvis?, A Torso Reaching Forwards with Massive Hands, Two Grotesque Figures back to Back WIth Their Hands Poised Outwards Palms Down

>At a diner late night for some food and coffee
>Waitress brings the pot to the table and pours me a mug
>Try it and tell her the coffee is actually cold
>She grabs it and says "here let me warm it up for you"
>Takes my mugs and holds it next to her crotch
>laughs and goes and gets a fresh pot

>>9081188

I'm 22, and for the next month I'll be living home alone.

I know the basics of cooking. I'm doing good.

But I was wondering, what is a good meal to cook for a girl when she's in your house...?

I mean surely I can't cook her spaghetti. Nothing bad with that, but I wish to learn some more fancier cooking tricks.


What are some good, basic meals to impress a girl, /ck/?