/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>go to restaurant
>look at the menu
>they have silly and humerous names

>>18977476
it's not the same!!!

>>16307892
>MY FUCKING MAYO
>SABOTAGED BY THE JEWS AGAIN

>went to maccas today for my cheat meal of a milkshake and apple pie
>they're out of apple pies so give me a free ice cream instead
>give the ice cream to my ungrateful American whore of a wife that wants me dead that selfishly saddled me with a child I never asked for

>>15129636
>>15130220
I JUST WANT A FARTING GIRLFRIEND SO BAD!!!!

>>14705256
yes

Fuck this stupid piece of garbage.
It makes me bloated and my farts are rancid after eating just a tiny bit of it.

>>13866547
Fuck you too, I used to love Broccoli but I can digest it anymore.

FUCK Cauliflower
FUCK Broccoli
but more importantly
FUCK my 30 year old boomer stomach flora

>>13058149
Bruv I’m just a /fit/ lurker looking for a tasty way of eating chicken, for fucks sake I just want a recipe so I can make sick natty gains for Jesus, Hitler, and my waifu to mire

>>12071714
s-shut up we have a nandos and a mcdonalds too!!

I was subscribed to the catblog and now I don't see his posts. What happened?

>love kitties
>don't want one because I don't want hair all over my clothes or poopy paws on my stuff

life is suffering

Nothing good to eat

>grandma said I should try to get a gf in front of everyone

>parties

>20 pounds gained the past three months
No more beer for me

>be me
>chef in a pretty good Chinese restaurant
>only whitey btw
>place is across the road from a bar
>lots of smokers come over for dinner
>complain that the most expensive food has no taste at all
>cough over everything

WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SMOKE A PACK A DAY YOU'D HAVE TASTEBUDS REEEEEEEEE

>Cooking beef stew for 4 hours
>smells like heaven
>check it before finishing an email upstairs
>knock the hob dial on the way out
>come down 4 minutes later
>Its burned and stuck to the pan

JUST

I think I lost my bag of chips on my way home.
Though I could swear I brought it home. I just fell asleep and werent able to find it the next morning
Post food related feels (im not even a lard)

ITS FUCKING JAM.

>>9998055
tfw we will NEVER sip black, blue, yellow, red or purple

I used to binge a while back when I was a kid and then I went through a long restrictive phase.

My lunch today:
4 carnitas tacos
1 taco bell cravings deal box
1 thicc slice of artichoke basile's artichoke pizza

I'm still not full, what eat /ck/? I hate myself. Should I drink some gin, keep gorging, or get high?