/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Be ten years old
>Watching cartoons on a hot summer day
>Enjoying the air conditioned comforts of the modern age
>Suddenly, from outside, you hear the siren song, pop goes the weazel
>You immediately know what it is, how could you not
>The ice cream truck has finally arrived
>You sprint to the deck, where your mom is chain smoking as usual
>"MOOOOOOOM, T-T-TH-THE ICE CREAM T-T-TRUCK!"
>Your mom nods, and begins rifling through her purse
>It's taking too long!
>You consider just taking the purse and dumping it out
>Your mom finally fishes out a wrinkled old 5 dollar bill
>You snatch it from her hand and bolt out of your air conditioned haven into the humid, 95 degree hell outside
>Comfort no longer matters, only ice cream
>You make it to the truck just before it leaves

What do you get /ck/?

Quick! The ice cream truck just pulled up and you have 30 seconds to pick something before the ravenous 10 year olds behind you start a riot. Choose!

>>9710215
I used to always get the ones with the crappy gum inside of them.