/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I was too sad to eat so I just drank micheladas for a week ;_;

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Just don't ever put margarine in a butter bell or some vegan bitch will ruin your life.

No op, don't do it, run away ;_;

Butter bell anon back again with bad news.
The vegan finally dumped me.
Turns out she has had a new boyfriend for almost a month but only told me and broke up with me today.
RUDE!!!

Anyways now I get to eat meat again.
What should I make to mend my broken heart?

Butter bell anon back again.
Well the jig is up. I got caught bringing butter into the house.
When she figured out that I was covering real butter with margarine at first she thought it was really funny.
She said she did not really care what I ate and I should not feel any pressure from her.
However after a bit she got really distant and went for a VERY long walk.
We moved in way to fast.
The bloom is off the rose.
I am pretty sure I will be dumped by next weekend if I don't think of something clever.
Any ideas guys?
Bake her a nice cake?

Butter bell anon here.
I have taken to stashing real butter under a thin layer of margarine.
My girlfriend eats neither so I am not too worried about getting caught.
When I need butter i just scrape the margarine to the side and dig in to the good stuff.
Last night we went out drinking pretty hard. On the way home she had me pop into a convenience store for smokes.
While in there I saw these tiny cans of potted meat. Bought one and slipped it into my pocket. When we got home she pretty much passed out and I took some amazing local sourdough, added a layer of butter and then a layer of potted meat. You have no idea how amazing that shit was at three am.
I just stood there making slice after slice and drinking milk from the carton.
Sometimes a guy just has to be a guy.