/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>5849713
Bear Learns About Handmixers

>Making Irish Brown Bread, a sticky batter bread made from molasses
> The Bear is attached to my leg, literally sitting on my foot, and demanding to mix the batter
>I WANNA DO TGE BAATTTEEEERRRRRR
>i just roll my eyes and mix the egg, brown suger and molasses together with a whisk
>she just wont let up
>I
>WAAANNNNAAA
>MMIIIIXXXX
>TTTHHEEEEE
>BAAAATTEEEERRRRRRR
>"ALRIGHT" I bellow and throw my hands in the air, and she detaches like a little possum baby
>while i get the dry goods ready she fishes out the hand mixer
>she inserts the spindles making gun noises as if shes inserting a magazine
>i poor the wet into a well within the dry and sit on the floor
>with blood thirsty eagerness she whirs the spindles and dunks them right into the flour
>"BEAR WAI-FOOF" is all i get out before i get clobbered with flour
> Bear pays no mind and happily blends away while making whirrig noises with her mouth
> Wife comes over and dusts me off in time for Bear to incorporate the wet fully
> Bear rides the rim while not keeping the spindles deep enough
> Im now covered in sticky bread batter
> The wife tells her its mixed and she screams I AM THE MIXING QUEEN
> im still covered in flour and batter, and some even got up my Nose

Pic related is her face when she mixes