/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20050534
and your point is?

I'm trying to start eating healthy. What foods do you recommend to a lifetime slop eater?

>>19646790
yes

>triples it
>and makes 2 batches

>mum leaves the house
>oh boy time to FEAST

>>18256385
Yes. It keeps me warm in winter.

>tfw I learned how to open a cake container silently
I can also open beer cans without the cracking noise.

It's not my fault and even if it is I will never admit it. The only causes of my failures are external forces. The only reasonable explanation that someone as infallible and strong as I could possibly fail is that I am being poisoned and manipulated by others.

General Tso's chicken, pork fried rice, 3-5 egg rolls, an order of spare ribs, egg foo yung, two orders of krab Rangoon, and as many of those deep fried chink donuts as they'll give me. I like to save the krab Rangoon for later and eat them cold, but I eat the rest of it in one sitting. My record for finishing is fifteen minutes. Oh, also a two liter of diet coke.

>>17529826
Where do you think we are...?

>>17475887
Imagine complaining about getting too much food.
Europoor cope

>>17431784
>he was weak enough to hit the heart attack threshold
The only thing more pathetic would be if you hadn't had a heart attack before giving up on stress-testing your body.

>>17372728
>CHOOSE ONE...!
Lmfao, no.

>>17372769
Enjoy your kosher, single-protein, shellfish-free pizza, Mister Goldstein. Will that be on authentic New York cardboard?

Very good, sir. And for the lady...?
>She'll have an ice water, no lemon. She's watching her weight.

>>17210142
You need to create the most potent mixture of hamburger to have ever graced humanity.

>>17202386
>Yes. Literally.

>>17138972
Yes.

>>17064032
>I'll have a coke
>what kind?
>got any 7up?

>>17057337
Me on the right.

>add eggs and breadcrumbs to meatballs to make them eggy and bready
>extra butter in the pan to make them extra buttery
>and a diet coke

>I EAT

>>16890553
I recently took some potatoes, did a hasselback cut on them, microwaved them for five minutes, slathered on some margarine and shredded cheese, put them back in for another minute, and wala.
I was going to throw them under the broiler for a bit, but the oil in the margarine managed to crisp them up in the microwave. My fatness potential grows ever stronger...

>>16773845
>stomach is small
Then you need to eat more to get a bigger stomach. Big Belly Boyz FTW

>>16723928
Yes.