/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Norra: "ERRRRGGGHHH IM SO FUCKING ANGRY WITH SLOANE AAAHHHHHHHHHH LETS GO TO JAKKU SO I CAN STRANGLE HER WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!!"
>Jax: "Dude what the fuck you do realize that an Imperial fleet is on Jakku right? They probably have it blockaded and everything. Hell they have our ship on record and will likely shoot on site and there's no way we'll make it into the correct Star Destroyer let alone make it to the bridge and kill her."
>Norra "NO FUCK YOU IM GOING TO JAKKU NOW!!!"
>flies to Jakku
>Norra "OH FUCKFUCKSHITFUCKFUCK THEY'RE ABOUT TO KILL US!!! FUCKING ESCAPE POD AHHHHHH!"
>goes out an escape pod to this random fucking planet where an entire Imperial fleet awaits her and could easily have a TIE shoot down before the pod ever reaches the surface
Ok this is it. Wendig has gone too far this time. What the fuck.