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What foods would give my girlfriend the maximum amount of gas?

She works on a mobile spay/neuter bus that has no bathroom. Once they start spaying/neutering they cannot open the door. She will be in there with 2 other people for about 6 hours. So I want her stinking up the place. I'm talkin bad. As a prank.

im drunk somebody tell me not to invite friend over to drink more

What side goes best with chicken breast?

I work in stem cell research; So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do. Cos some 4channers believe anything they hear.

What do I feed my gf to make her produce the maximum amount of gas? She runs a mobile spay/neuter bus and will be locked in there for 6 hours. No bathroom and she can't open the door while the animals are being operated on.

I'm talkin vile vomit inducing gas.