/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Stop telling me to shove food up my rectum

>>18727185

FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD ROBO NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>want to try to make grilled chicken
>Find some spice recipe
>Mix spices
>Toss with chicken
>Cook
>It's shit

EVERY FUCKING TIME I MAKE GRILLED CHICKEN ITS FUCKING AWFUL
It's never crispy, it's always somehow too salty and bland at the same time. Fuck. I can cook so many other things but grilled chicken fucks me every time.

I'm just going to stick to burgers and steaks.

>>15273083
i want a whisky nosing glass too REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE any good brands?

>Adam has received a vasectomy.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

dad: bring me the butter
>hands him a stick of butter
dad: i mean the real butter

by real butter he means utterly butterly or any other oil spread we might have in

i really hate the idea of people thinking i'm a bad cook because they don't understand cooking
>perfect medium rare steak
>does a Gordon Ramsey quote "its fucking raw"

>anon you don't cut sprouts in half and you burnt them

>what are you doing you need to add oil to the water to stop the pasta from sticking

>no onion or spices in your burger? gross

>nice scrambled eggs but your doing them wrong
>shows you Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs video

>my sous chef cooked something wrong i could tell him where he went wrong but nah m8 I'm gonna throw hot food at him and fucking chimp

>in drive thru
>order one simple meal
>pay
>no one in line behind me
>sir can you please pull around and wait in spot 1
>mfw
why do they fucking do this

>be male
>take w*man out on date
>already expected to pay
>must let her get what she wants
>”oh heehee anon I’ll just the salad/shrimp scamp [or some other girly low cal shit]”
>order actual real food for myself
>girl just steals part of my food after eating not even half of hers
>payed for her meal
>payed for mine
>she wastes half of hers and steals half of mine because “teehee I’m so playful an funny, IM A GIRL ANON hee hee give me the food you wanted for yourself :)))”
>internalseethingrage.mp4
>no one was satisfied with their meal
>all on my dime
>literally a waste of an outing because she felt the need to order girly non-food but use the playful guise to just eat half of mine

This literally never ceases to enrage the absolute fucking shit out of me, and will without a shadow of a doubt, ruin any positive image of the girl I took out. JUST GET WHAT YOU FUCKING WANTED TO ACTUALLY EAT INSTEAD OF WASTING YOUR MEME FOOD AND DEPRIVING ME OF MY MEAL THAT I AM FORCED TO PAY FOR! SHOW SOME FUCKING CONSIDERATION.

>>13873334

Screw you. I <3 LOVE Dark Roast. The only type i'll buy. Fuck the watery medium and light roasts.

FREE THE PORK AND BOOZE GUY YOU FUCKING PUSSIES

YOU DON'T USE GARLIC IN PASTA DISHES YOU DON'T USE BUTTER YOU CAN'T USE LEMON JUICE YOU CAN ONLY USE OLIVE OIL AND FUCKSAUCE I'M ITALIAN MY GRANDMOTHER DIDN'T MAKE IT THIS WAY REEEEEEEEEEE

>>13815580
MOMMY WON'T TAKE ME TO THE DRIVETHROUGH FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK

>>11207771
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!

Costco near my house only has 1 kind of ground beef, and its 88-12.

Thanks a million faggots. Why don't I just not season anything from now on since flavor obviously isn't an issue anymore

>christmas last year
>my aunt makes mac n cheese
>she puts corn in it
I don't know what was going through her stupid fucking head

>they closed the Gumby's in my town a few years ago
Luckily they brought in a chik-fil-a in the meantime and a Portillos is almost done being built

FUCKING STOP RUINING THIS BOARD WITH ALL FAST FOOD THREADS IT'S NOT REAL FOOD IT'S FUCKING TRASH

>>8904443
wait what did he post it's deleted now????!!!!!

>tfw american
>tfw can't get young raw milk cheese
>tfw complaining about it to cheesemonger
>he said "well, the legislation is just looking out for our safety"
>have to repress oncoming /pol/-level rant
>he talks like John waters, mustache and all
>dresses like mac demarco
>mfw

>>7761635