/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>3826406
Danka, good graph, I know which cut is which but it's a matter of finding them, I might have to make a few calls to see if any of my friends know.

>mfw I ask the Asian triad/mafia for a favor and it's to find me beef flank steaks.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at my culinary academy, and I've been involved in numerous cooking challenges, and over 30 award winning dishes. I am trained in molecular gastronomy and I'm the top chef of some of the world's best restaurants. You are nothing to me but just a bus boy. I will out cook the fuck out of you with dishes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of maître d’s across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you donkey. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your culinary career. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out cook you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my potato-peeler. Not only am I extensively trained in cooking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my kitchen pantry and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Move your arse, big boy and shut it down before I make you.

WURR CHESS DURR MOTHERFUCKERS

SAY IT.

WURR CHESS TURRRRRRRRRR

WURRRR

CHESSSS

TRRRRRRRRRRRRR


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK!

SAY IT RIGHT GOD DAMMIT. FUCKING SAY IT!!!!

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SAY
THE
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MOTHERFUCKER YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO TELL ME WHAT IN FUCKS NAME IS INSIDE OF THAT GODFORSAKEN BURRITO OR I SWEAR ON THE LAST SHIT I TOOK THAT I'LL STALK YOU UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE, COME TO YOUR FUNERAL, AND SHIT IN YOUR URN IN FRONT OF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT CARE ABOUT YOU.

WHATS IN THE BURRITO
WHATS IN THE BURRITO
WHATS IN THE BURRITO
WHATS IN THE BURRITO
WHATS IN THE godDAMNED BURRITO?!?!?!?!?!

hurrrrr i don't like cilantro! it tastes like soap! my taste maturity is on par with a spoiled 7 year old! i only eat cheese pizza! the only meat i eat is hamburgers and chicken nuggets! macaroni and cheese is my favorite vegetable!

alright, condescending sarcasm aside, you anons need to get used to eating cilantro. its just a vegetable. are you cilantro haters picky eaters, or is it only cilantro that you don't like? its just that to me, when somebody won't eat something because of cilantro it reminds me of a child that refuses to eat something because it has onions in it. just eat it, its not bad for you and you'll get used to it.

i've been trying really hard to be nicer on 4chan, but all this cilantro hating has really got me rustled.

>>3705876
>tobasco

i swear to god i cringe and die a little inside everytime i see this. its TABASCO. fucking TABASCO. FUCKING TABASCO. GET IT STRAIGHT FAGGOT.