/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14186670
My mom said "no" and i didn't speak to her for over 10 years. True story.

>>13436258

>>11208912
we all deserve out fate, i suppose

i remember how i'd keep opening the freezer and staring at the freezer burnt discount tv dinners waiting until I was finally hungry enough that I didn't care how shitty they were.

I don't celebrate birthdays anymore

>the dad that doesn't even bother to get up from the couch

>mom buy's 5 lb bag of mini candy bars + M&Ms
>300 lb diabetic dad buys large bag of nearly expired smarties from the grocery outlet store
>300 lb dad yells at mom for "handing out the good stuff" instead of the smarties

We will be handing out shit tier candy to kids this year so my dad can spend the text month gorging on candy bars. This is my life.

repeatedly getting yelled at by my parents over petty shit

>>9292923
I experienced this... also the only restaurants my parents ever went out to were buffets. It sucks that they introduced me to zero culture. I was left so inept.

Example
>be me on high school trip with small club i was in (about 10 people).
>teacher has high school's credit card and asks everyone where they want to go eat
>OUTBACK
>fine
>i've never been to a steak house before
>I'm the first one the waiter asks for an order
>umm..... 8 oz s-sirloin
>"and how do you want that cooked"
>have no clue what sort of answer he is looking for
>pause awkwardly for 10 seconds until he realizes I'm a moron and lists all the possible ways
>"w-well done"
>other students and the teacher start snickering
>Only manage to chew and swallow two bites of the scorching hot piece of leather i was served

FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD