/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>at supermarket
>walking down the meat aisle
>walk past a fucking section of fake meats
>includes a fucking 'beyond meat' burger
>some fucking soycuck is with his (surprisingly qt) gf
>they are having some kind of debate
>the girl is complaining that he has dragged her to so many supermarkets looking for the beyond meat burger
>she makes a comment that he should just start eating me
>he snaps at her, almost goes for her
>I notice and stand in between them
>TOWER over the beta soycuck, he is so fucking skinny and I can see the deranged look in his eyes, probably from a lack of bioavailable Vitamin A that benefits vision
>I boom in my voice, literally feel the egg yolks helping to amplify my voice, egg yolks grease the throat and help the soundwaves bounce up more easily
>"YOU MAY HAVE A B12 DEFICIENCY BUT YOU CLEARLY DON'T HAVE A BEAT-GIRLS DEFICIENCY"
>Grab him by the ear
>his ear is disgusting and have dry skin behind it, typical probably due to lack of Omega 3 in plants, obviously hasn't eaten his 10 tablespoons of Linseed per day
>almost pull away in disgust but don't shove him to the ground
>he starts yelping and screaming 'ANIMAL KILLER ANIMAL KILLER'
>kick him straight in the ribs, feel them SHATTER, laugh because if he had only drunk cows milk, he would still have an intact ribcage
>he starts to crawl away as I laugh
>I turn to his girlfriend
>'I'm not Vegan but I'm not BEYOND MEATING new women"
>wink and she laughs hard
>we go home and fuck hard, she can't believe how hard my cock is
>tell her its the liver and steak i had for breakfast

vegan pussies.