/ck/ - Food & Cooking

goddamn

so my greentext is the following and not as good as chinese bitch
>just making general spaghetti for the house
>it's good, it's spaghetti, whatever
>mix spaghetti with sauce in the end so it's even mix for all and no bitching
>neighbor brony boy comes over and whines that he just likes plain pasta
>we tell him to starve collectively since he pays no rent
>asks if he can make a sandwich
>no
>that was fucking it

I don't have picky friends. Maybe they don't have all the same tastes as me but none are bitches.

>>3770335
you have my sympathies and I'll be straight up: I'm mexican and at university and a decent cook. Female, decent C to D tits and not overweight. If a guy came to me with this kind of a story I'd pity fuck him and make pancakes as if he were a cancer patient.

And if you aren't into mexicans I've got chinese friends (girls I roomed with that kicked brony boy out), dominican friends, black friends, white girls with hips like black girls, white girls with hips like asian girls. I've got gay friends of all races and builds, whatever you're in to. Any one of them can at least make you pancakes in the morning and none of them are near general picky levels.

A guy with such patience and cooking skills deserves to have his dick wet on the regular. If this is not true for you it is a tragedy and if you are ever in Pittsburgh or New York, make some kind of an alert on /ck/ and (this being a slow enough board and me checking daily like a bum) I'll try to help.