/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>order pizza derivery
>guy on the phone "Ok, that'll be $24.15 and we should have it out to you in about 30 mins."
>"perfect. see you then!"
>dude finally shows up
>"Hi, I have an order here for 'Anon'?"
>"Sure, one second."
>reach inside and grab the pot of boiling oil I had nearby
>throw scalding hot oil all over the delivery boy's face and genitals
>he collapses in agony onto the walkway, screaming in pain
>start kicking him in the ribs and face while he's down
>grab a pickle jar with $25 in pennies in it and drop it onto his ribs
>he starts coughing up blood, "P-please! PLEASE!!"
>slam the door in his face
>"Keep the change, you filthy animal."
>mfw

>>20066133
I don't think that's true!
But I don't doubt for a second a hippo could crush a human skull

Depressingly laying here listening to Stevie nicks/Fleetwood Mac
Anyone know this feel?

>order pizza derivery
>guy on the phone "Ok, that'll be $24.15 and we should have it out to you in about 30 mins."
>"perfect. see you then!"
>dude finally shows up
>"Hi, I have an order here for 'Anon'?"
>"Sure, one second."
>reach inside and grab the pot of boiling oil I had nearby
>throw scalding hot oil all over the delivery boy's face and genitals
>he collapses in agony onto the walkway, screaming in pain
>start kicking him in the ribs and face while he's down
>grab a pickle jar with $25 in pennies in it and drop it onto his ribs
>he starts coughing up blood, "P-please! PLEASE!!"
>slam the door in his face
>"Keep the change, you filthy animal."
>mfw

a tip?

i've got a tip: get a better job.

*throws $25 on the ground*

keep the change.

>order pizza derivery
>guy on the phone "Ok, that'll be $24.15 and we should have it out to you in about 30 mins."
>"perfect. see you then!"
>dude finally shows up
>"Hi, I have an order here for 'Anon'?"
>"Sure, one second."
>reach inside and grab the pot of boiling oil I had nearby
>throw scalding hot oil all over the delivery boy's face and genitals
>he collapses in agony onto the walkway, screaming in pain
>start kicking him in the ribs and face while he's down
>grab a pickle jar with $25 in pennies in it and drop it onto his ribs
>he starts coughing up blood, "P-please! PLEASE!!"
>slam the door in his face
>"Keep the change, you filthy animal."
>mfw

>order pizza derivery
>guy on the phone "Ok, that'll be $24.15 and we should have it out to you in about 30 mins."
>"perfect. see you then!"
>dude finally shows up
>"Hi, I have an order here for 'Anon'?"
>"Sure, one second."
>reach inside and grab the pot of boiling oil I had nearby
>throw scalding hot oil all over the delivery boy's face and genitals
>he collapses in agony onto the walkway, screaming in pain
>start kicking him in the ribs and face while he's down
>grab a pickle jar with $25 in pennies in it and drop it onto his ribs
>he starts coughing up blood, "P-please! PLEASE!!"
>slam the door in his face
>"Keep the change, you filthy animal."
>mfw

>order pizza derivery
>guy on the phone "Ok, that'll be $24.15 and we should have it out to you in about 30 mins."
>"perfect. see you then!"
>dude finally shows up
>"Hi, I have an order here for 'Anon'?"
>"Sure, one second."
>reach inside and grab the pot of boiling oil I had nearby
>throw scalding hot oil all over the delivery boy's face and genitals
>he collapses in agony onto the walkway, screaming in pain
>start kicking him in the ribs and face while he's down
>grab a pickle jar with $25 in pennies in it and drop it onto his ribs
>he starts coughing up blood, "P-please! PLEASE!!"
>slam the door in his face
>"Keep the change, you filthy animal."
>mfw

>>7543689
>2015
It hasn't been good since forever fuccboi

if you see an orange tabby, just walk away.

spare yourself from that abuse.

>order pizza derivery
>guy on the phone "Ok, that'll be $24.15 and we should have it out to you in about 30 mins."
>"perfect. see you then!"
>dude finally shows up
>"Hi, I have an order here for 'Anon'?"
>"Sure, one second."
>reach inside and grab the pot of boiling oil I had nearby
>throw scalding hot oil all over the delivery boy's face and genitals
>he collapses in agony onto the walkway, screaming in pain
>start kicking him in the ribs and face while he's down
>grab a pickle jar with $25 in pennies in it and drop it onto his ribs
>he starts coughing up blood, "P-please! PLEASE!!"
>slam the door in his face
>"Keep the change, you filthy animal."
>mfw

>>7098077
>that's about as much my problem as why islamics are fucked in the head
>I don't owe her a damn thing, just like I don't owe some islamics anything either
>the rest of that post
Are you upset, Anon

>order pizza derivery
>guy on the phone "Ok, that'll be $24.15 and we should have it out to you in about 30 mins."
>"perfect. see you then!"
>dude finally shows up
>"Hi, I have an order here for 'Anon'?"
>"Sure, one second."
>reach inside and grab the pot of boiling oil I had nearby
>throw scalding hot oil all over the delivery boy's face and genitals
>he collapses in agony onto the walkway, screaming in pain
>start kicking him in the ribs and face while he's down
>grab a pickle jar with $25 in pennies in it and drop it onto his ribs
>he starts coughing up blood, "P-please! PLEASE!!"
>slam the door in his face
>"Keep the change, you filthy animal."
>mfw

>order pizza derivery
>guy on the phone "Ok, that'll be $24.15 and we should have it out to you in about 30 mins."
>"perfect. see you then!"
>dude finally shows up
>"Hi, I have an order here for 'Anon'?"
>"Sure, one second."
>reach inside and grab the pot of boiling oil I had nearby
>throw scalding hot oil all over the delivery boy's face and genitals
>he collapses in agony onto the walkway, screaming in pain
>start kicking him in the ribs and face while he's down
>grab a pickle jar with $25 in pennies in it and drop it onto his ribs
>he starts coughing up blood, "P-please! PLEASE!!"
>slam the door in his face
>"Keep the change, you filthy animal."
>mfw

>Order delivery from Papa John's
>It's freezing cold outside; 50 mph wind
>Delivering to remote address on the outskirts of their delivery zone
>"Okay, sir, that's $11.91 plus tip."
>plus tip
>he thinks I'm going to pay him extra money just for doing the job he is already paid to do
>tell him, "I'm not fucking tipping, are you kidding? You want a tip, kid? Here's a tip: Get a better fucking job!"
>grab the pizza and throw a $10 and two $1's on the ground
>slam the door in his face
>hear him say "Pff, whatever you asshole."
>report him to his manager
>he got fired
>MFW

619 Clairemont.

Always willing to cook or eat with you folks.

Don't forget the smoked ham cocks! It adds so much flavor.

>Order delivery from Papa John's
>It's freezing cold outside; 50 mph wind
>Delivering to remote address on the outskirts of their delivery zone
>"Okay, sir, that's $11.91 plus tip."
>plus tip
>he thinks I'm going to pay him extra money just for doing the job he is already paid to do
>tell him, "I'm not fucking tipping, are you kidding? You want a tip, kid? Here's a tip: Get a better fucking job!"
>grab the pizza and throw a $10 and two $1's on the ground
>slam the door in his face
>hear him say "Pff, whatever you asshole."
>report him to his manager
>he got fired
>MFW